im the hottest twigga in the hood

THIS IS FOR THOSE WHO STILL HAVE TO WORK UNLIKE CHRISTINE WHO IS DONE. (actually, i'm guilty of being done soon. tomorrow at 9am, to be exact. :D)


kid: hey mommy! i want ice cream!
parent: not now, tommy. it's closed.
kid: but i want it now! MAKE IT OPEN!


youth by basin: lalalala... man that kid is annoying. but i sho' would like some ice cream righ' now too.


diver: lookit me! i'm such a graceful diver!
spectator in background: i wonder if that guy knows there's a huge-ass jellyfish in there... i sho' ain't gonna be the one to pee on that sting.


sunbather: ahhhh... sun. this awful sock tan better be half gone when i'm done here.

yes. this is my model. i contemplated including a fat cat in it as well... but that would've been too tiny. the scale of the model makes each person roughly 1.8cm tall... MAX. so.. yeah.. they're pretty tiny.

OMG CRANE?

Today, I walked over to my coworkers' desk and looked at their model. I noticed that a branch fell off of the model (it is of a synthetic tree), so I asked why it's off. They pointed to a crane outside the building and said that the crane hit the building, which caused the model to break a little. I was like, "woah, I didn't feel it?" and they said it happened while I was at lunch. I was so surprised that the crane hit the building and nothing broke, but it shook violently enough to break the model...

of course, that was all a lie. FML.