funny & not so funny

today we had an ice cream social for the building. they asked for suggestions to improve the work place.
funny: "get better toilet paper."
"make a gigantic slide going from 5th floor to the parking lot."

not so funny:
my coworkers (two guys) were checking out these two girls while we were in line. my other coworker (female) showed me who they were.
me: oh, they look old though? like they're 30.
female coworker: :O i'm 30!
male coworker: she wishes she were 30.
me: *oh snap. must find a hole to crawl into*
hahaha. -_____-;; i thought all my female coworkers were about 25 :( sighzors.

more funnys.

Muhammad ali, when he was at his arrogant heights as the heavy weight champion, got on a plane and sat down in first class and decided he wasn't going to snap on his seat belt. and the flight attendant walked up, very close to take off, and said, "excuse me sir, you need to put on your seatbelt." &he said, "superman don't need no seatbelt." she said,"superman don't need no airplane. snap on your seatbelt, please."

chuck swindoll

it's funnier when you hear it online.

before i leave

i saw something funny
i watched as this guy walked down the aisle by my cube looking at the directors' offices behind me &not looking forward.
he nearly walked into the cubicle at the end of the aisle ^_^
he was so close! but then he turned forward and his nose was like a centimeter away from the cubicle &he stepped back in surprise.
hahahahaha
that was amusing. aiite im outta here!