more funnys.

Muhammad ali, when he was at his arrogant heights as the heavy weight champion, got on a plane and sat down in first class and decided he wasn't going to snap on his seat belt. and the flight attendant walked up, very close to take off, and said, "excuse me sir, you need to put on your seatbelt." &he said, "superman don't need no seatbelt." she said,"superman don't need no airplane. snap on your seatbelt, please."

chuck swindoll

it's funnier when you hear it online.